June 1, 2026
Year 7 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 7, Day 27: I’ve got maybe 3 months left. I’ve calculated the PTO to be earned and, if the math is right, I’ll have 3 weeks to add to the severance runway. Did the same for my sick time and am booking off large chunks of that before the end. After the severance and PTO run out, we have 14 months, or 12 months (plus some healthcare, some house maintenance and no dog), in liquid funds. We have an ok amount of time after my severance runs out if my job search is as bad as, or worse than, the last one.
Using the same conservative monthly amount (covers needs, a few wants) to break down all our major assets, we have 12 years of spending in the brokerage and 13 years of retirement savings. Emergencies, large home repairs and other things of that nature would shorten that timeline. If the retirement savings grows minimally (3%) between now and 2036, that stretches to 21 years of monthly bills. That’s a super simplistic view, of course, and intentionally so. I needed a very basic framework to share with JB because they started worrying about losing our home if I don’t have a job anymore. I’d previously said we could pay off the house, which we could, but I found that being able to say “Even without a job, I have our bills covered for 25 years” gives them a more concrete way to understand they don’t need to worry. I don’t feel like I got this because 25 years doesn’t cover retirement (intentional or not) but the breakdown gives me a place to set my feet when I tell them not to worry.
Year 7, Day 28: The fog is hovering so low this week, it feels like we’re wrapped in winter. The pumpkin plants and the one sugar snap pea plant have been sitting outside sheltering in a bucket for five days and nights and seem to be thriving despite the wind and fog so they might be ready to put into the container. Not sure when I will be ready to put them in, though. Definitely not today. My body is giving me a warning buzz that if I do much physically, I’m going to crash. Yesterday was a high-energy expenditure day, so this isn’t a huge surprise. This does cast a bit of a pall on my job-hunting. Everything I read turns into an “I could do that, I have done that, I don’t want to do that all over again”. I’m so tired.
I did an hour of research looking up all the bits and pieces of legalese that I don’t know enough about to agree to, still waiting on the lawyers I’ve reached out to for some replies. Did a volunteer job training and then a task that I trained for. Submitted some FSA claims. Researched candidates for the upcoming primary. I’m in a pickle where I don’t like either of the candidates that I have to pick between so it’s a matter of choosing the lesser evil.
Year 7, Day 29: One of my crow friends showed up solo today, they’re usually in pairs, and landed right on the driveway waiting for treats! They have never done that before! That was a bit of a delight. They even stayed there while I rolled treats to them. So far, only the ravens have been this bold. The crows usually stay up high on street lamps or the roof or the car and wait til I set down treats and walk away. They show a decided preference for dog treats, too, peanuts will be eaten but last. Actually, is that right? Maybe they’re saving the best for last? Do crows do that?
Bigger picture thoughts: We’re not planning to sell the house or move, we’re happy where we are, so that’s not in the plans for the short or medium term. Prices are so high here that we couldn’t make an even trade. We’d have to plan to leave the area, or the state entirely, if we wanted to sell and keep any money. The idea of having to pack, move, unpack and rebuild community all over again is more than exhausting. I’m not good at it!
Year 7, Day 30: It’s deeply irritating to see billionaires fined for anything less than $999M for crimes. Anything less than that is the equivalent of them waving off a gnat! What’s the point?
I now maintain three budgets simultaneously: 2026 with my layoff (real); 2027 with my layoff (real); and 2027 (projected worst case with loss of 2 incomes). This gives me a place to project costs in both scenarios and to know what I can and can’t do with our money. I realized last night that I had added unemployment income but not healthcare costs to the 2027WC, so I’ve added a $2500 monthly expense using an employer estimate of the cost of COBRA for now. That year I’ll need 9 months of saved cash to clear all our bills.
That makes it ok to buy one large callable CD at 4.1% for 18 months right now to earn $500 over the expected 3.1% in the savings account where it’s sitting. I usually buy non-callable CDs but it’s worth buying the callable one now for the slightly higher interest rate for however long it last. Our remaining cash will stay put until we see what’s what. I’m keeping an eye out for other ways to earn extra $500s and more.
Year 7, Day 31: Today’s worries: I’ll need a job again in a year and there won’t be any kind of job worth doing and definitely not paying well enough for the effort.
6 months of severance won’t keep us afloat long enough. (So I’ve decided to negotiate for more after all, the worst that can happen is they say no. Maybe they’ll agree to half of what I’m asking for. Who knows.)
I’m afraid that things won’t come together in 6 months, or 12 months, or 18 months and I’ll have to figure out something while at the end of my tether instead of making this a time to rest and recuperate and then stepping gracefully into a new good growth period like this one turned out to be after the last recession / layoff.
But. I’ve done a thing! Ordered samples to QC whether this staff thank you gift idea is good quality, made a list of who I’d need to hand deliver their gifts to in order to save on shipping costs, run shipping estimates for the people who live too far away and must have shipping. I’ve plotted out a timeline for ordering and delivering all the gifts.
If the quality is good enough, this is going to run something like $700 for the whole team? I hope not more than that. For now while I wait, I write out cards. That’s the hardest part.
May 25, 2026
Year 7 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 7, Day 22: Butts. Home insurance and earthquake insurance are due this week. That takes the shine off my win against Comcast – they had several outages and I got them to credit my account $20 though they tried to put me off after $5. Our credit card bills were temporarily sky-high this month thanks to JB’s surgery and SmolAc’s party that we’d planned well before this layoff happened (sigh). I considered cancelling it but it didn’t make sense to cancel the only party of this kind that they’re going to get. We don’t do big parties yearly.
I’ve been saving cash gifts for the kids to use in their futures, outside the 529. I didn’t want to lock ALL their future money into that one vehicle, they’ll need to pay for necessities at some point, too. Finally decided to put that money in a short term CD for now to grow it a bit more. That buys me some time between now and CD maturity to make a decision on where it should grow next.
Year 7, Day 23: Struggling with feeling like a failure today. It’s not just because I received the first of what may be many rejections to job applications, this was one that I absolutely expected. Knowing it was coming doesn’t seem to shield against the sadness that comes with the slog. My inability to envision a path into the future now is also tough. I agree that there are no future proofed jobs, and the world is more unpredictable than ever. There should be some comfort in knowing this mess (both the work and the world) isn’t about me but right now it all feels like it’s too much and hopeless.
It’s a sad work or “work” as the day goes on from bed kind of day. I’ve built up my pillow fort and thrown my Oodie on top and snuggled in to do what I can. This week’s focus has been negotiating the agreement of what we will commit to doing before departure and trying to find and close every possible loophole.
Year 7, Day 24: I’ve never stopped doing my little points earnings things: MyPoints, Swagbucks, Bing, Evidation, Fetch, Ibotta, MrRebates, Rakuten (still want to call them ebates out of long habit). They are each the tiniest of drops of money but where they had become gravy with two good incomes, there’s a new (returned?) sense of urgency to tick all the boxes to supplement the soon to be dwindling income with every possible penny.
My friend who is currently out of a job is as unconcerned as I am concerned. I have never had her outlook on life, or the supports that allow her to develop that outlook. But I’m trying to inch my way towards the happy medium between the two of us. It’s an excruciatingly slow process. My amygdala is screeching all the time, the only change is in volume. My efforts to take deep cleansing breaths and leave the screeching in the background is not aided in any way by the bleakness of job market.
Year 7, Day 25: Holy unexpected price drop, Batman, our car registration went down $62 this year. That feels like the only bill that’s gone down, what a savings. Feel free to imitate the … uh, DMV … other bills!
I’m sad today. I can get out of bed today, yesterday I mostly needed to stay in bed, but I’m sad that I finally hit a milestone salary only for it to be ripped away. I’m sad that I had my own 401K for only a very short time (though glad I did max it out every chance I got). I’m sad that I had my own FSA for such a short amount of time when I’m the person who uses the bulk of the account(s). All of this makes me feel like a burden and a failure. Losing my whole income means that I have to pull back on direct aid, that makes me feel like garbage. I know I have to put my oxygen mask on first and I also know some folks are living on such slim margins that stopping my help will likely make a measurable negative difference.
Things I will not miss: the bureaucratic stupidity with which every section of this company was run. The stupidity and laziness of the HR department which has screwed up payroll a dozen times, caused distress and frustration with regular HR questions and with this entire layoff.
Year 7, Day 26: Moments of TV levity. Elementary, when Joan takes Sherlock to task for using the memory of Moriarty as an excuse not to move on with his romantic life and he realizes she’s angry with him. He says “Watson?” in such a pleading tone.
JB asked me last night if there’s any chance we would lose the house and have to move because of my losing my job.
I hadn’t thought about that but they were so anxious about the unknowns that I did the quick math. Accounting for cap gains taxes, 1.2 times the amount we still owe. I have a little more than twice that amount in just my regular brokerages without touching any retirement savings. I wouldn’t because it doesn’t make sense to liquidate for the full amount but I COULD. So that’s a point of anxiety relief for them and a useful data point for my own anxiety.
May 18, 2026
Year 7 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 7, Day 15: I wanted to try this roasted cauliflower recipe from Smitten Kitchen but we only had florets and no pumpkin seeds, so I accidentally overroasted the cut florets instead. Whoops. SmolAc claimed to love it, though, so we’ll try again tomorrow with a much shorter bake time.
It was a real mental slog today with the layoff-with-no-information still plaguing everyone. We still need the necessary information to make decisions, like say, LAST DAYS, and we’re *shocker* being strung along. Still. I had a medium chat of commiseration with my colleague who feels as despondent as I do today. They responded to my feelings of failure using my own words from last week which, ok, fine, fair play. We did the best that we could with the information that we had. For all that I regret not foreseeing this exact outcome on this timeline, my therapist reminds me that this is very consistent with all the reasons that I hated the new parent company coming into our lives in the first place. They’re callous, inefficient, incompetent, and entirely about money and power. I hated that at the start of my career, I hate it now at the end of this part of my career. I might be done with this industry. I’m good at my job but I’m terrible at the politics and you can’t survive in senior to executive leadership with my attitude towards politics (deep sincere loathing). I’m worse at tolerating incompetence, and it’s quite clear that that is the only way to thrive in this corporation and probably most others.
Year 7, Day 16: I’m less tired than yesterday but then burned some of that precious recovery going to my annual eye exam. I HATE eye exams. I always feel like I’m failing and this time, the results for the only test that I’m “good” at (the peripheral vision) were bad. The doc thinks that it was due to fogging in the visor thingie. We skipped the eye dilation in favor of the horribly blinding bright flash photos to view the optic nerves; that always makes me feel sick. The nausea wasn’t as strong as usual but it did leave me off kilter enough that, on my way home, I misjudged the distance to the curb and bounced off it a little bit. I almost panicked at the impact but managed to get myself into a parking spot safely. The rubber of the tire is a little chipped but I think it’s ok? I hope it is.
My mood isn’t good but the heaviness of yesterday eased up enough for me to do a handful of to-do items and that helps my mood immensely, generally. Submitted a praise nomination for an award for the compassionate nurse from last week. Submitted a change in camp schedule for JB. Submitted a request for a replacement debit card for PiC. Stopped by the bank and deposited cash from PiC’s recent sales.
Year 7, Day 17: I rescheduled one of JB’s camps for August to get around a schedule conflict. I hate how public school doesn’t just give us the whole year of scheduling in one go when most of these things that they give us so little notice for was set in stone for months! That’s going to cost a $25 cancellation fee which feels much less negligible then it used to feel. This reminds me I need to do an estimate of what camps that both kids might attend next summer to estimate what we should contribute to the 2027 FSA – best case scenario planning (assuming PiC still has his job in 2027) to go with my worst case scenario planning. I contain multitudes.
I’ve gone through our election ballot and selected most of our candidates for most position. I’m stewing over the governorship – why do we have SIXTY ONE candidates?? Argh. This is how we end up with a pair of Republicans in the general election! GRR.
Year 7, Day 18: A friend shared this cool site: https://reciprocard.com. You can check to see if you have reciprocal privileges at another library!
I spent 15 minutes looking at high-level job listings and have concluded I hate them all. I want to be independently wealthy, volunteer, and give my time and money to help people and animals.
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We toured the middle school and the tour was led by sixth and seventh graders which was moderately annoying. We also didn’t get sufficient information on electives selection which I didn’t realize til long after we got home. SmolAc loved it because they snacked their way through the whole thing.
Year 7, Day 19: I’m feeling a lot like Stephen Colbert about my Schrodinger’s layoff: There are more important things in the worlds. I’m mostly concerned for my staff (and my financial future). I have no interest in litigating it at all. My colleagues/staff are all taking it really hard, and my primary job is to support them. Maybe I’m just numb (my instinctive coping mechanism), or being reasonably financially stable in a time of crisis for once (novel!), or because I’ve been through one of these already and they haven’t, or I know there’s simply no point in demanding to know why a corporation bought a perfectly good company only to strip it for parts. This happens all the time. Red Lobster. Party City. A hundred other companies I couldn’t recall off the top of my head. Private equity is of the devil and so is “line go up” corporate business management. It’s all the same: they only care about extracting value and kicking the husk into the corner.
I’ve always been at least a little fatalistic about the world and corporations specifically, so really, after I absorbed how quickly this went down, I also have no desire to prolong the pain by worrying over how and why they can be so terrible. Because they have continued to be awful, of course. My laser focus is on getting my staff taken care of and making sure they pay me every penny that they owe me before I get the hell out.
I give myself a little job hunting time every day, and a little do whatever the heck I want on my chore/to do list every day. I’ll start to volunteer at the local rescue soon because they have remote volunteering options!, to give myself a little joy in my life, to try to offset the weirdness of being unemployed when that final day comes. I also need to think of what to send each of my staff to personally thank them for their time and efforts since they started, for the last day. My old bosses sucked – they couldn’t even be bothered to take a minute to say goodbye to me when I left my last job to come work again for my Good Boss, I won’t have that last day go unremarked for my people no matter how this ship went down.
May 11, 2026
Year 7 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 7, Day 8: We’ve finally gotten some information on the layoff. I’ll have months to wrap up work, though there’s not much of it (any?) that I care about. Now that they’ve treated everyone so badly, my obligations are to draw a paycheck and dump information wherever they want it and ride it out til the last day. I’d almost prefer that last day to be sooner so I can get on with healing and resting but it makes no sense to give up extra income while the workload is lighter than it’s ever been, ever.
When all’s said and done the package could take me through the end of February. Then… I don’t know! I threw an application into the world for a job that closes in a week. Told them I wanted only remote work and a start date in 2027. It’ll be unlikely they even bother to look at it but I redid my resume from top to bottom and went for it anyway to shake off the rust. I’ve not had to apply for jobs in 15 years, it’s been a really good run of avoiding the whole process. But it does mean I’m out of practice and need to brush up while I’m still unwilling to commit to anything.
I’ll have to actually do some math to figure out how much money we need for me not to have to go back to work, or for us to live on one income, but none of the calculators I’ve run to date seem to come up with less than 3 years from the best case lowest spend scenario.
Year 7, Day 9: Actually, having finally edited the budget spreadsheet, I think I will have paychecks through mid-February. That should feel comforting but instead the panic is eating my brain today.
Maybe a small part of it is fueled by my secret competition where I’ve been trying to catch up to PiC’s salary. He’s older than me and started out with a higher salary when he entered the workforce but this past year I finally caught up to his salary to within $200. I was so proud of that! And I knew I wasn’t going to have this job and this salary long, failure felt inevitable because of what corporate was doing. I was so proud of finally making the highest salary I’d ever made and really enjoying wrapping myself in the temporary feeling of security. Before I could get used to it, it’s gone. And that’s sad.
But now I’m contemplating making choices that make less money for my health and happiness and my subconscious has begun to absolutely freak out.
A friend reminded me that my past trauma is rearing its head: did someone else make really crappy decisions that are impacting my life negatively and creating enormous piles of work that I have to clear up? WHY YES, that DID happen. Repeatedly. I can make all the good things to do lists I want, I can’t leapfrog the grief process.
I’m sad that 1/3 of my life’s work ended in such a shitty way. I knew I would have to walk away at some point but leaving a smoking crater that someone else caused behind was not in my list of imagined possibilities. I’m so mad that they have treated everyone so badly through this process. I hate that my carefully recruited and constructed and trained team are being torn apart.
Year 7, Day 10: I’ve reworked my 2026 spreadsheet and then set up 2027 to game out the rest of my severance period, get a sense of our cashflow, and see how long we’ll last on PiC’s income after my income runs out. I had to add in a lot of recurring expenses that I don’t normally spell out to have a better sense of cashflow, remembered that at the end. If I stopped saving entirely when my income stops, then we would cash land at the end of 2027 with very little cash. If there’s no spike in spending, we could make it through the year before we start tapping the savings. What I wonder is, longer term, how long could we go before my being unemployed becomes a problem? I’m entirely unnerved by the necessity of stopping our regular savings, so that’s not great. But it is good to know that’s one lever to turn. The other lever, of course, is reducing spending but would you believe I’m so out of practice with constricting spending like this (versus just telling myself I can’t have wants) that it feels like it’s kind of complicated to manage? The simplest things to start cutting are my healthcare: therapy and my trainer. But those are the ways that I manage my health, should they be first on the chopping block?
Year 7, Day 11: A neighbor’s tree hasn’t been maintained properly and now the power lines are entangled in the branches. I used PG&E’s report it function to send pictures of the problem and rather promptly got a status update stating they agree with us that it’s both a safety concern and a violation of a safety regulation. I just checked the status of the problem today and the Remedial Action Date is 04/28/2027. EXCUSE me? The last time I popped in, it was 5-7 business days, now you’re going to take almost a year to get around to it??
Another PGE mystery: I’ve paid every bill in full. But they currently say that $1.50 from my last bill is now overdue. With a $0 balance. What??
Year 7, Day 12: I wish I could do something remote and part time and make enough money from that alone to coast but I have a lurking worry that relying on just one breadwinner is setting ourselves up for failure. In a more charmed existence, that wouldn’t be the case and we’d be fine on his income for several years. Many of my pre 30s years were very hard grinding traumatic years. Have I passed out of that or am I cycling back into that? Who knows!I’m not sure where we exist on that spectrum of luck and whatever else.
Headlines and updates on the economy aren’t helping me sleep at night. From Money Talk News, Expert warns: The 2030 economic cliff is coming for your retirement. A major economic shift is predicted to peak by 2030, driven by historic cycles and rapid AI adoption. Are you prepared for the “forced loans” that could target your digital assets? (I know something is happening because of the AI being forced down our throats but is that going to continue for the next four years or will pushback finally work?)
From Moneywise: “Goldman Sachs says the S&P 500’s run past 7,100 is ‘froth’ — Wall Street said the same just before the 2008 stock market crash” (Ok but how many other times have they said this and did they pan out or no?)
This is getting under my skin. I’d set aside cash for this year’s upcoming large expenses and the cash left over was sent to our Vanguard brokerage to be invested. But the market keeps going up (irrationally IMO but I have thought that for the past 10 years) and I keep not committing to the transaction for the lump sum. I kept repeating to myself in the shower: Time in the market is more important than timing the market. But even being an old hand at this investing unemotionally thing can mean nothing in the face of unsettlement like the imminent end of income for an unknown period. I keep thinking “but what if we need that cash?” I think the answer is that we already have cash on hand for this specific purpose so invest it already and if we blow through our liquid savings, THEN we pull it back out of the brokerage. I suppose it just feels like tempting fate? But rationally speaking, we shouldn’t need it before 2028 and if we do then we do and out it comes. It’s not a fail to have to pull money back out, there’s no penalty other than paying capital gains since it’s a brokerage account, it’s not a retirement account with age limits.
May 4, 2026
Year 7 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 7, Day 1: We have finally gotten the garage door fixed! It cost a bundle ($$$$) but we got a good price from the guy we used with more services for less than the Big Corporate company that sent through a quote for $200 more and half the services. Whew. That’s a huge relief.
The other mostly petty frustrations remain – my blog spam filter is utterly hopelessly broken (I’m now on my third one, hoping this will work), the WordPress app is also not functioning so I can’t blog quick thoughts, and I’ve got to get someone to do a thing about the oven. I would like my oven working again please.
Also how is it I’m working every bit as hard – or more – since being told my job doesn’t exist anymore (except we have no information to move forward from here!)?? I’ve been taking calls nonstop from morning to evening every day. It’s deeply too much. I need to be able to take a break for my own sanity from all this. Sigh. I’m trying to carve out an hour where I am not making or taking calls, each day. Today’s task is to pull job listings that give me some useful language for my laughably outdated resume. Yesterday I spent a few hours fixing up my LinkedIn profile as a test run and that did help shake loose a few cobwebs. Weirdly being faced with the Word doc of my resume feels impossible to tackle but I’ll hack away at this slowly.
Year 7, Day 2: Here’s something I didn’t expect with this layoff: I actually have people who respect and like me well enough to write me glowing recommendations. Back in 2008, I was still early enough in my career, and isolated enough, that I had to stretch to get as many as three references. My bosses at the time were horrible toxic creatures so they were to be avoided at all costs and they didn’t give two hoots about what would happen to us.
In today’s world, I’ve already lined up a minimum of three senior leaders to serve as references for all of my people so they don’t even have to ask and contacted half a dozen folks to ask them to be references for me across multiple departments. My instincts had reacted like I’d be as much up a creek with this layoff as the last one – perhaps job hunt wise I will be, because it’s bleak out there, everything is AI everything – this bit of things surprised me. I guess logging 15 years with the same boss also gave enough me time to build strong connections I hadn’t expected to be able to lean on. This probably doesn’t have any relationship to outcomes, but…one can hope?
Of course with not a single rec mentioning how scary (complimentary) I am, which is the first thing these people usually say when they’re describing me, it feels a little weird. I’m being oversold here! In response to that, my friend commented that many companies posting job descriptions are also overselling how great they are too so it all balances out. There’s a certain amount of merit to that idea and it helps with my anxiety.
Year 7, Day 3: I’m not feeling sorry for myself because I’m too busy being mad and worried for my teams; we are in a much better position than last time so I am grateful for what stability I’ve built over the years; and stopping working for the terrible people is a net good. A random glance at an October post, and my memory of 2024, reminds me I have been miserable for a long time.
I am anxious, though. I will probably know next week roughly what we’re working with and that will be good information and start a loud ticking clock in my psyche. It’s going to whisper a countdown and I don’t want a countdown in my head. My best case scenario is that someone will have a job that’s a good fit out there and I’ll connect with them sort of earlier than I want to be working again and we can agree on a start date that gives me actual time to rest and recuperate. Universe, y’hear me?
In realityland, I’ve put together one application for a totally stretch position that might be me getting in way over my head. That was true of one of the jobs I applied for back in the day but months later, I ended up with a role with the same company that was much more realistic and while that was admittedly miserable too, it gave me a huge springboard into the next stages of my career with some pretty great people and I can’t hate that so I think it can’t hurt to toss my hat in the ring and see what happens when I ask for what I want.
Year 7, Day 4: Mental ping-pong 1: Panic, will we run out of cash before I find another job? // Calm, we have a decent amount of savings before we have to tap the brokerage.
Mental ping-pong 2: Fuck this industry that’s going very rapidly downhill. I want to do something that I actually care about now – animal care or something like that. Not that I didn’t care about the quality of my work in this job/industry, of course I did. But that was on principle, not because I loved the work itself. I don’t want to be miserable anymore. // We need a high salary, I need to suck it up and try to land something lateral or higher than my last job.
Mental ping-pong 3: I really really need a break. I don’t want to get out of bed for a week. // I have so many things I should/want to do. There isn’t enough time to do it if I get a job in any reasonable amount of time (3-6 months would be good, I wouldn’t want to start after only 3 months off but I do want something in hand at that point for the future).
None of these include my specific need to have a job that I can do from bed if necessary. I don’t know how I’m going to manage to swing that despite successfully running this company for many years that way.
Year 7, Day 5: I had a whole battery of pokes and prods and general discomfort: bloodwork, cervical cancer screen, the HPV vaccine because it occurred to me last year that it came out when I didn’t have good insurance so I didn’t get the series back in the day. I’m just under the age cut off so I went ahead and got the first dose. My nurse was really terribly kind, she warned me it would feel bad going in (it did, it burned), made sure I had an ice pack and observation for 15 minutes to make sure I didn’t have any adverse reactions and sent me home with an extra ice pack. This is the first vaccine where I completely forgot I’d gotten it at all within hours and not because I was very still for too long. 98% of the pain was gone by the evening with only a dull almost bruise like pain if I really thought about it.
I’ve been worried that I take too much magnesium, putting my liver or kidneys at risk, but either the magnesium I take contains MUCH less Mg than advertised or I have some kind of deficiency because my Mg levels are well within the normal range. I don’t know what to make of that and kind of want a chemistry kit to test the Mg tablets I take for content.
April 27, 2026
Year 6 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 6, Day 359: We’re in Week 1 of the Hardening Off the Pumpkin Seedlings. They are experiencing cold and wind from the safety of a sheltered bucket for a slightly longer stint each day and are still hale and hardy. So far, so good!
Over the weekend, I picked up a couple spare compostable cups, and dropped the 7 presoaked sugar snap pea seeds in there to test out this inside sowing thing. It’s worked out well for Smol Acrobat’s seeds, why not give it a whirl? For context, I’ve mostly been resistant to making this much effort to germinate seeds inside and transition them to the outside. But the prolonged non-germination period has broken me down. Today I was rewarded by the appearance of two teeny seedlings peeping up through the soil! In only two days! I’m pulling back the cucumber seeds that were put into the outside containers several weeks ago. They’re probably freezing and hiding as hard as they can in the soil. Need to rustle up some more trays or cups or whatever might fit on the windowsill to get those seedlings going.
Year 6, Day 360: Money well spent: I scoured a sale for an Oodie that now lives at my desk. After a hard meeting, I can literally crawl back into it, be wrapped in a cute soft squishy Sherpa-lined giant sized sweater thing and decompress. I’m cozy-warm at my desk all the time instead of slowly turning into a block of ice because I don’t want to turn on the heat! It’s so nice. I thought my friend might have been over-stating the wonders of the blanket-hoodie but nope, not even a little bit. I always have a little pang when a meeting comes around and I have to crawl out of it to pretend to be a working professional.
My cup now has THREE seedlings!
Annoying things I have got to get around to dealing with: The oven is still on the fritz. Need to find time to call in someone to fix it.
USPS Informed Delivery showed that my DMV car registration was due last Monday. It still hasn’t appeared so now I have to put in Missing Mail search request and hope it works. I’ve a suspicion that it was misdelivered to a non-friendly neighbor who has chosen to keep it as their registration sticker instead.
The garage door opener went on the fritz. I need to get someone in to fix it, PiC’s done what he could to troubleshoot but it’s at the end of its lifespan (15 years) so it doesn’t feel like it makes sense to replace the control panel.
Year 6, Day 361: What a frustrating week. Our friends’ kiddo is having a terrible run of health luck and the poor child is now so scared of seeing new doctors because they’ve undergone so many tests and scans.
And drumroll, please: our whole company’s been laid off. We were part of a purge of wide swaths of departments. It was handled so badly that I was devoid of any words except cursing. Zero compassion, zero sense, it’s entirely about cuts to slash costs because they couldn’t make their projections that were wild conjecture with no basis in reality. I know it’s not my fault, those were circumstances several levels above my pay grade, but I’m still so angry about all of it. They took a perfectly good company that was turning a steady profit each year, and wrecked it. Having done that, they blamed us and gutted us. I will never forgive them for it but they won’t ever care. Now I have to figure out how we get on with things.
Year 6, Day 362: So, layoff money stuff. Presumably we’ll have severance pay but that’s theoretical right now. Along with everything else they bungle (shorting payroll, shorting bonuses, marking people ineligible for bonuses, stalling promotions for half a year at a time, emailing confidential information to the wrong SameName person in the company, shutting down the accounts for the wrong SameName person in the company because they accidentally sent them a password reset instead of just telling them to ignore it, managing to brick every single PC user for one shining afternoon), they didn’t bother to get any separation information together before dumping our asses. Just another way they’re a horrible employer.
Since we don’t know our last day(s), I can’t make a lot of useful projections. For now, I can tally up how much accessible cash we have to cover my part of the household income. That’ll be saved cash and i-bonds, and the cash meant to be invested.
I’m reviewing the rules around unemployment benefits to stretch my timeline of available cash. For unemployment in CA, it looks like my best bet is to apply right away because it’s based on the highest quarter in my last 18 months of income. I should be eligible for $450 per week up to 1 year. I found this bit interesting: “The California Training Benefits (CTB) program allows you to attend school or training while receiving unemployment benefits.” That might be useful! My industry has been taking some really awful turns with the proliferation of GenAI and I don’t want to go back. Maybe this is one way to pivot back into animal care that I’d rather be doing, down the road. I’ll return to that later. My brain doesn’t have room for it now but I have to dig into it probably in my first two months of being laid off since we have to apply before the 16th week of unemployment.
If the initial information was accurate, severance should be 2 weeks per year of service and I’ll max it out at 26 weeks. That’s taxed at a higher rate, about 41%, so 60% in take home cash works out to roughly 3.5 months of income.
Year 6, Day 363: I’m just sad today. I’ve been working every day this week since the announcement to support my team, and maybe incidentally keeping too busy to think much about my own situation but the questions of “who am I when I don’t spend 40 hours a week doing my thing” and “what do I want / what can I do next?” and “how bad does it feel not to be in charge of my own team anymore?” (answer: so bad) are rising to the surface. I hated my actual job of the past 2-3 years. That was miserable. I was still good at it, I had been making life significantly better for my team and that was so many lives improved, but I hated the corporate pressures where nothing mattered except “line goes up” well beyond the possibilities in reality. None of their lies and platitudes serving as reasons for this devastation matters, I’m just sad. In therapy I’m going to have to explore how to handle being a person whose job of 15 years revolved around doing the work itself but also building an amazing team that was just summarily axed. I have lots of feelings about this. I thought that cutting off my dad was a hard identity transition. This one may be a lot harder? But maybe a positive one, in the end, like going no contact was, ultimately.
There’s some shades of relief knowing that there’s an end to my personal suffering but I would never have taken that route at my team’s expense if I had any choice about it.
There’s also resentment that I’d finally found some kind of balance between my saving (extreme) and spending (extremely no) impulses and now it has to flip around a bit until I know where the money is coming from.
April 20, 2026
Year 4 of COVID in the Bay Area
Year 6, Day 352: I love it when friends share their meals and the basics of how they cooked it. A former chef friend’s most recent texts jogged my memory about the pork belly I’d frozen last year and forgotten about: mince garlic and ginger, saute the salted pork belly and tofu, season with some mirin, dish sauce. I didn’t take the extra steps of adding greens and making a broth since we’d run out of both but it all went great over rice. Next time I might want to use ground pork instead, and try to add greens. SmolAc HATES fat (they’re weirdly obsessive) so the pork belly wasn’t a great fit for them.
I’m trying to return some 2 year old logo stuff to the local gym to get my money back. Nothing has changed with their logo so there’s no reason they should deny the refund but it turns out that it’s such an old transaction they are having tech problems with it. We’ll have to come back and deal with it next week since they couldn’t figure out how to process the refund. Fingers crossed they won’t have forgotten to figure it out in the interim.
Year 6, Day 353: On one hand, I’m making a real effort to put together a reasonably adult human wardrobe. A friend helped me pick a few nice linen-like pants which are perfect for warmer weather (which we don’t usually have….). I’ve picked out cute skirts from Maya Kern, my successor shop to Svaha, and am learning how to put them together to make actual outfits instead of just jeans + tshirting. For cooler weather, so far, I’ve got a pair of fleece lined leggings, 2 large Elhoffer Design sweaters from several years back and 2 chunky sweaters, plus my warm boots. That’ll work for more than one outfit if I can avoid being covered in dog fur or slobber (no guarantees). If I don’t need to care what I look like (most of the time) then it’s cargo pants or fleece lined cargos plus a tee and a hoodie.
(Flip side of the wardrobe rearrangement coin: I’ve extracted 4 maternity shirts for donation, 2 old shirts that are the epitome of threadbare, and 5 Svaha dresses that I’ll never fit in again (sad). We’ll see if the kids want a shot at them before I attempt to list them on Poshmark or donate them.)
On the other hand I discovered the existence of blanket hoodies, Oodies, on clearance and now I live in this giant blanket with the kangaroo pocket down at my knees. It’s so COZY. Like I needed another excuse to hunker down and never leave the house. (This is what I need a dog for, to force me to leave the house when it’s just don’t wanna and not a fibro/CFS thing.)
Year 6, Day 354: Good grief, the big feelings from SmolAc this morning. I don’t know why it was a trigger, or if it really WAS the trigger or if anything would have done the trick, but PiC sharing that the school would be doing school pictures today set off a complete sobbing meltdown. I gave it a few minutes before I came in to cuddle them (they will kick and flail and push you away if you come too soon), and helped them get back on their mental feet. They required a lot of cuddling and shepherding to get moving.
Ironically, they had a grand time at the picture session with their buddies, the teachers reported, so grand and so overstimulating that most of them conked out during the rest period. I’m mildly surprised they still do rest time at this age but this group seems to need naps far more than say, JB’s group. JB quit napping one day age 3 and never went back even once. We didn’t stop sending SmolAc for naps til just before they turned five because they were Always. So. GRUMPY. tired.
Anyway, we ended up being glad that they didn’t mind the photos and horrified by the news that the kids in the class, and in the whole center in fact, shared ONE CAP for all the pictures. OH NO. Please join me in hoping this is just a funny-horrible story to share later and that no head lice were shared among all or most of the kids.
Year 6, Day 355: The swim center has cancelled the kids’ swim lessons for the rest of the month unfortunately. The pool was undergoing some emergency repairs and they can’t get it done in time for any of the weekend lessons. This frees up our Saturday mornings temporarily but it’s still disappointing since their swimming was developing nicely.
We are now entering a new era of gardening: hardening off. I’ve never done this before but Smol Acrobat’s seedlings are growing so vigorously I want to give them their best chance at survival. They got to spend one hour in a shaded bucket to protect them from the wind and sun. We’ll increase their daily outdoor time by 1-2 hours a day until they get to the point of being able to overnight outside without withering or wilting.
Year 6, Day 356: I grumpily ranted about this on Bluesky yesterday. We try to actively parent while balancing our guidance and encouraging independence for both kids. We’ve been pulling back a touch on managing JB’s socializing but as they’re only in elementary school and moving into middle school, we still actively engage with other parents so we’re not relying solely on our kid’s reporting which isn’t always accurate or complete.
I have this parent asking me for info on why this team splintered and I was rather shocked to find out that she didn’t know that happened until the final presentation, today. Her response: husband is the one who picks up from school. Ok, sure, but you don’t talk to your kid at all just because you’re not the picker-upper? Mind, I’m already cheesed off at her anyway because she refuses to make even a minimal effort like any of the other parents do. Not even when we ASKED her to take an active role in coordinating at get together. She ignored us, left it up to her flakey kid, and ended up with kids being left out because those other parents rightfully expected that a real plan would include their parent contacting the friends’ parents.
So when she asked me for details at last night’s event, I hesitated for a moment. I tend to be honest but their kid is the reason the group splintered. The kid eavesdropped on a private conversation, then deliberately used what they heard to cause unnecessary drama and distress. So do I tell her that her kid is the problem? I kinda want her to know her kid sucks but I landed on the side of Nope. Not my circus. We got through the thing and I am not required to care about her kid’s drama anymore.
A) I don’t feel like being used as her crutch because she can’t be bothered to pay attention. I have a full time job running a damn company, 2 young kids, no help aside from my spouse, & make the effort to at least know roughly what’s going on. That takes work! Her decision not to try does not earn her a place on my list. JB says “she deserves to know.” Sure. But she isn’t entitled to MY time and energy after not bothering. She can make some effort for herself. Asking me doesn’t count. I wouldn’t feel this way if she made any effort whatsoever but she doesn’t.
B) I also think she sucks in every way to do with this group project. They didn’t bother to engage with any parent (parental permission was required), they didn’t bother to make sure their kid was at the mandatory group meetings at school. They didn’t bother to make sure all the kids were invited to the practice at their place. There was no way any conversation about how her kid sucks was going to avoid how I feel about her right now.
All that was more than I felt like engaging on at this point in the night, or really, my life.